I'm petitioning for full custody

Ever borrow someone's children? I haven't, but I thought I'd ask. People tell me that when you do get to take someone else's kids for a while, it's a lot of fun. You get to do all the cool stuff with them, let them eat what they want, stay up late and have a good 'ol time. Then you send them back to their parents and they deal with the crankiness.

Since I'm not always the most mature cracker in the box (it is a box of animal crackers, and I am the giraffe. Nah nah - I get to pick first!) I thought maybe I could borrow my inner child for a while and see what it's like. Since she's potty trained (thanks Mom!) and isn't a picky eater, it didn't seem too intimidating.

I've been doing all sorts of things to spoil her - she needs to think I'm cool or she won't want to hang out with me. We've been doing whatever she wants, and I have to say that we've been having a lot of fun. So much so, that I have decided that I'm going to get full custody. As a matter of fact, it's already done. Yes, in the courts of my mind, custody battles are resolved much more swiftly than the outside world. I have also gotten a restraining order against the Mean Lady. She's still staring at me in disbelief with her mean, crooked face. Maybe in a few months when she softens up, we'll all go to a movie together.

Photo: In my world, we get as many bubbles in the bath as we want! In the real world, my Mom made sure I did too. AND I had SeaWees - Nah nah! :-) xoxo